Big Guy On Beach
🚀 Upload your Photo
❤️ Guaranteed to make you laugh
🎁 The perfect gift for every occasion
📏 115cm tall x 45cm wide
🚀 Express delivery available
🌎 Worldwide shipping
Ever dreamed of capturing the raw beauty of a proper beach bod? Not the chiselled, tanned kind – we’re talking sunburnt, slightly sweaty, and unapologetically sprawled out like a washed-up walrus. Now’s your chance! Upload your face (or some poor sod’s) and let us transform you into the ultimate beached bloke, belly out, shorts riding up, and absolutely zero regrets.
Perfect for winding up your mates, horrifying loved ones, or just bringing true holiday spirit to your home, this soft and huggable monstrosity guarantees maximum comfort with minimum dignity. Whether you’re snuggling up, using it as a lounge prop, or casually leaving it in your mate’s bed as an unholy surprise, this custom pillow is here to deliver pure comedy gold.
So go on – upload that selfie, embrace the dad bod energy, and let yourself truly be one with the beach.
Shipping
United Kingdom
Standard: 5 working days
Express: 3 working days
USA
Economy: 12-14 business days
Priority: 8-10 business days
Expedited: 3-5 business days
Europe
Standard: 10 working days
Express: 5 working days
Australia & Rest of World
Standard: 14 working days
Express: 7 working days
Cuddle Buddy Specs
Pillow Size:
115cm tall x 45cm wide
(45 inches x 18 inches)
Outer Pillow Cover:
100% Polyester
Inner Pillow:
Fabric: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
Filling: 100% Polyester
Washing Instructions
All our cuddle buddys can be washed. The fabric has an envelope opening making it easy to remove & wash.
Peek at the Tag: First things first—check the care label! It’s got the insider scoop on how to treat your cuddle buddy right. 😎
Strip it Down: Your cuddle buddy has a removable cover, take it off and toss that into the wash separately. Gotta keep it fresh from the outside too!
Front-Load Fun: Got a front-loading washer? Perfect! If you’re using a top-loader, just make sure your pillow is well-balanced in the drum. It deserves a smooth ride!
Mild & Gentle: Use a bit of mild detergent (be easy on the soap!), and skip the bleach—it’s too harsh for your cozy friend.
Warm & Gentle Spin: Set your machine to a warm, gentle cycle. Hot water’s a no-go, and cold might leave some dirt behind. Let’s keep it comfy!
Drying Time:
Air-Dry: If you've got the time, let it soak in the fresh air! Hang it up and let nature do its thing.
Tumble Time: If using the dryer, keep it cool with a low heat setting.
Fluff & Puff: After drying, give your pillow a good fluff! Shake it out, squeeze it, and get it back to that perfect cloud-like shape.
Now your pillow is ready for more dreamy nights! 😴✨
